
I've been working at home for 3 years and an "honest mistake" is farting without hitting the mute button or standing up and everyone seeing your Spiderman pajama pants. The Jeffrey Toobin of his time /m3gPZT9IO7 It takes a lifetime to build a reputation, and 30 seconds to blow it. The media: we are 15 days away from the most important election in our lifetime. “What happened to Jeffrey Toobin on Zoom that caused New Yorker to suspend him?” Looks like Jeffrey Toobin's ZOOM meetings got a LITTLE out of HAND. Ryan 'Follow Simmons October 19, 2020Ĥ Views on U.S. The new game is to replace every new yorker cartoon caption with "Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call." /NkuxsTJtxs Thankfully most condemned Jeffrey Toobin’s actions and called for the high-profile journalist to be fired and charged for his “Zoom Dick Incident”. And naturally, people couldn’t help but deservedly poke fun at the whole situation with memes about Jeffrey Toobin’s uncontrollable urge to rub one out during a very important Zoom call trending on Twitter overnight. These Toobin defenders are telling on themselves. Individuals who engage in sexual harassment should suffer professional consequences.ģ. Masturbating at work is neither normal nor acceptable-it's sexual harassment.Ģ. With #MeToobin trending, I have a few thoughts:ġ.

Is this what journalists do? is this normal for them? You think its normal for people to masturbate during work calls? That is, quite literally, a deliberate and calculated move. One does not simply whip their dick out and start to rub one out as their colleagues speak by accident.

Justifying Toobin’s actions by saying it was just “an accident” and that masturbating is something that “everyone does” is truly baffling to see - as if jerking off during a work meeting isn’t an active choice to make. So, it’s a very strange turn of events that people and publications seem to be defending and normalising Jeremy Toobin and his Zoom call wank, through articles like BuzzFeed’s ‘ Jeffrey Toobin Can’t Be The Only Person Masturbating On Work Zoom Calls‘ and Vox reporter German Lopez tweeting and deleting: “Not sure someone getting caught doing something almost everyone does should be a national story”. In fact, if this happened in a real-life, Toobin would easily be charged with sexual harassment. And even if this “election simulation” was what made Toobin horny, it’s still no excuse for jerking off during a meeting and, even worse, in front of your colleagues.
